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Mary Beth Koeth
  • OVERVIEW
  • PERSONAL
    • No Partner Required
    • Missed Milestones
    • Off-Season Santas
    • The Collector
    • Porn Moms
    • Richard Harr
    • Miami Boyfriends
    • People of the 8th Street Bus Stop
    • Indonesian Senior Club
    • Nephew in New York
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    • Sonia Warshawski
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American Crumpet Blog | My Past Life

Apparently Google remembers parts of my life I forgot.

When I worked for Hallmark in England, I somehow built a little following with my blog, American Crumpet. I lived in an old mill near the storybook village of Saltaire, walked to work to save money on cabs, watched a baby lamb take its first steps, went speed dating because I couldn’t figure out British men (who only seemed interested when they were properly pissed), and somehow ended up dating a cute doctor.

Shout-out to Angie Williamson, sweet Estella, Johnny Big Guns, Hottie Rob, and of course… Hallmark’s greatest boy band, CMYK.

What a ridiculously wonderful chapter of life. Now… I can die happy.

tags: American Crumpet, UK Blog, Hallmark Cards
categories: Artist, Dallas Photographer
Wednesday 07.29.26
Posted by Mary Beth Koeth